come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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