shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
