i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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