i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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