I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Vodka?
Forever.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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