just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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