I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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