I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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