she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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