like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Boobs are out for the taking
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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