lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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