oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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