Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
i am craving dick and cupcakes
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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