I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
