real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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