I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She swung at the pinata with crutches
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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