singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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