Fuck appropriateness.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
this hospital has no fireball
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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