remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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