some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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