What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You had me at "let me see your balls"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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