honey bunches of taint.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
