R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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