I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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