A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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