note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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