I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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