I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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