real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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