how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
