do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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