it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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