Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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