but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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