Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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