Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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