Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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