508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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