New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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