Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
