i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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