better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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