too bad you live with your parents still
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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