I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
