no. you can't hotbox the world.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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