It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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