Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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