I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Yo dont text me then not text me
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
