Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just tell him i said nine months
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
as a side note pls kill me
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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