I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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