I hate your face
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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